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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

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Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

share office space ...

What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the original source of the discord between Princes Harry and William? Does it go back to their childhood, or did it start with Meghan Markle?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How was your JEE Mains 2024 April attempt?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

How can the democrats say Mr. Trump is bad when he is already fixing this country again and he's not even president yet?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

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